Sunday, December 03, 2006

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

Some funny highlights of the past few days:

"Hey guys. Like my sweater?"
-Ben

"YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN, BUS DRIVER!... I think you know what I mean."
-CarGru, to the Awty basketball coach

Me: Sorry, I just touched your boob on accident.
Meagan: Don't ever do that again. Just kidding... do it all the time.

"Go far!...[blank faces]...GO long!...[still no movement]...GO LONG!!!...[and still nothing]..."
-Meagan, to Jonathan and me

Me: I'm taking a vow of silence
...about 5 minutes later...
Meagan: Victoria, your vow of silence is pretty similar to your vow of chastity... and we all know how that one worked out.

Richard: Meagan, you're the worst driver ever.
Meagan: WHAT?!
Richard: Um, I'm kidding... I guess.

"Let's go skinny dipping! NO. I NEVER want to do that."
-Abbie

Unsuccessful prank calling:
Me: MARY?!
TomGru: Hey Victoria.

After witnessing a submersion baptism:
"What... just... happened..."




"I feel like a hypocrite, but I'm going to have to go with the uril."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aww this is definately the BEST entry ever. This was such a good weekend! I loved spending time with you and our other accompliances. HAHA and im so glad i saw BORAT for the 2nd time with you! It was totally worth it...NOT. Okay but it actually was, i just had to throw in that witty movie reference. And oh also loved when we left 1 hour and 15 minutes early for the basketball so that we would "Be on time" (because we never are) and due to a impromptu shopping trip getting there like 30 minutes late. We're just great. Love you Bestopher! (bahahah thats my nickname for best friend now)
- Megtoria

Anonymous said...

You forgot to end with a SJ quote!!!

Anonymous said...

The title of your blog reminds me of the part in she's the man when she is talking to olivia and is like you are spinning a very tangled web....
- absinth

Anonymous said...

OKAYYYYY. This one is still officially my favorite post ever. Its SO funny. Hahah and I love how i signed my last comment "Megtoria". Thats totally my new alias.

SIT DOWN BUS DRIVER.