I backed my car into a [white car] the other day...

...well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.

Let me explain. They've been putting up new light poles in the parking lots at school, and today at lunch when I was leaving to go to Sonic with Eddie, there was a little guy in a cherry-picker, putting one up, and his white van was parked perpendicular to my car, about, ehhh, 15 feet away. That was a really long sentence. Jealous? Anyway, I was aware that the van was there, but I still managed to back into it. I don't think the guy noticed... I mean, he was up in the light pole. So, I drove away, and he did the same soon after. This was like 10 hours ago, and I still haven't checked the back of my car to see if it's all good. Whatevs.

Today was pretty uneventful. It's Katie's 18th birthday, though! So, I woke up early and brought her donuts. Then school was really boring, except Anatomy was pretty fun. Meagan insists that I tell this little story. It's embarrassing for me, but I'll tell it. So, when we took our A & P field trip to St. Luke's a while ago, Craig, the blood bank man, told us that "blood feels like plastic." Well, today in Anatomy, I turned to Meagan and Leah, and I was like, "Ever since our field trip, I've really wanted to feel blood... Remember, the guy said it feels like plastic!" Apparently, I didn't catch the little joke that the blood "feels like plastic" because the people who work at the blood bank only touch the plastic bags... they never touch the blood itself. You can imagine my embarrassment. As Meagan put it, "you're lucky you didn't say that in front of the class." But also, I have felt blood before... idiot moment.

I went to Katie's house tonight, and we went in her hot tub. After, we watched Juvies in her TV room, and her dad came in with a guitar and was like, "Katie, I wrote you a song for you birthday!" And she was like, "Cool... get out! We're watching Juvies!" But he sang it anyway, and it went something like,

Katie is a freak
She has freaky feet
They walk on the street
Oh, Katie is a freak

But the funny part was that after every "Katie is a freak," she would interject, "in the bedroom!" hahaha.

Guess what? I've made an impact on someone! Yes, Taylor Torregrossa said that I inspired her to write her own blog. How exciting!

Okay, I'm out.

"Bill! It's a good thing your other PhD is coming in handy."
"What's that?"
"Catching dead babies wrapped in the American flag."